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What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet

• Say “I’m pooping”
• Knock back
• Shriek loudly
• Nothing
• Say “I need an adult”
• Say “Nobody is in here, please come in” 
• Ask “Did you hear that?”
• Cuss
• Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again 
• Make kissing noises

(via livingrosencrantz)

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